I have a secret shame. Well, rather, two shames:
1. I watch (well, before this insipid "Til Death Do Us Part" season) Big Brother on CBS.
2. I watch a bizarre amount of softcore porn on Skinemax.
2. I watch a bizarre amount of softcore porn on Skinemax.
Whatever this says about me psychologically is completely immaterial - besides, I like to think of the second shame as a habit I can't break from my younger days. Whatever.
The point is: I'm watching (not really, more as background noise than anything else) an episode of Hollywood Sexcapades when who do I see in a bit part working to get his SAG card than Miss Bitch himself, Marcellas from Season Three and All-Stars as a waiter dealing with the couple pre-coitus. Ha! Seems like all your reality cred sure helped you out, huh, Marcellas?
I guess it could have been worse: He could have become a legit porn star like some TV stars who turned to eating tube on the tube to make ends meet.
Or I could have totally admitted that I'm a porn-addicted fan of Big Brother.
Oh. Wait. Awkward.
The point is: I'm watching (not really, more as background noise than anything else) an episode of Hollywood Sexcapades when who do I see in a bit part working to get his SAG card than Miss Bitch himself, Marcellas from Season Three and All-Stars as a waiter dealing with the couple pre-coitus. Ha! Seems like all your reality cred sure helped you out, huh, Marcellas?
I guess it could have been worse: He could have become a legit porn star like some TV stars who turned to eating tube on the tube to make ends meet.
Or I could have totally admitted that I'm a porn-addicted fan of Big Brother.
Oh. Wait. Awkward.
2 comments:
my boss' wife is, like, BFF with him!
i met him once when he stopped by here...he seemed cool
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