Friday, March 7, 2008

No Country for Old Douches


So, let me get this straight: Ryan Seacrest has had a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for basically being a well-manicured douche, but Sherwood Schwartz, creator of two of the greatest sitcoms of all time, Gilligan's Island and, one of my personal favorites, The Brady Bunch, is just getting his star today? Well, at least the universe attempted to right itself today when he was awarded this honor too many years too late.

Schwartz, a tough bastard at 91-years-old, thanked Carol Brady and Mary Ann (okay, okay, whatever, Florence Henderson and Dawn Wells, for all you nitpickers) for being the leading ladies of his two creations. He also said, "The title of the winning film at the Oscars this year was wrong. Who says this is 'No Country for Old Men'?" Hee!

So, Mr. Schwartz, we salute you!

1 comment:

Liza P. said...

hooray! why did i always think that he already had one? one would...